Sunday, June 24, 2012

Emraan Hashmi.

I really like Emraan Hashmi. And I just realized that maybe I always have. 
I like his type : Underrated and highly average.

He's so chill. He just comes and kisses a little bit. Makes out even, if he feels like. Does his bit and moves on. Doesn't create a fuss over anything. He's laid back. He dances pretty okay too. He isn't fat or hairy. Sex is not alwaysss on his mind because he's getting enough. Of course, he kisses rather well you can tell. He's a good father, I hear. Married his childhood sweetheart or some such. He's so chill.

He really is the ideal man.
My ideal man.

Whatever happened to the good old days when the internet was used for porn? Now it's used for jerks like you and I who sit around wanting to correct each other's grammar. 
So I'm going to go youtube raunchy videos of my stud-muffin-hunk. 


7 comments:

  1. I wish I had never read this. Life for Emraan Hashmi is easy? Definitely not. But he makes it look like it is. He's not the extremely good-looking guy either. And it takes a while before people actually start liking him. I'm sure it was never the love at first sight, but then how does he do it? Oh, and the roles he plays. Just the bad boy your mom warned you about.

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  2. I hate Emraan Hashmi.
    I don't know why.

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    1. Sigh. He can't be everyone's type, I guess. Lucky for me!

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  3. Hahaha, I wish he would read this. He would immediately agree to lip-lock you! :p

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